alyss: don’t worry. no one else is ever going to ask halt out.
pauline: why not?
alyss: because halt is terrifying.
will, giving gilan the phone: gil, tell halt everything is fine.
gilan: hey, halt, we haven’t eaten for days, all your flowers are dead and i’m leaving to join morgarath. loveyabye!
Halt, sipping coffee with Morgy: Told ya so you traitorous snake
- Gilan: hit or miss i guess they never miss huh?!
- Horace: you got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't miss ya
- Crowley, looking at Pauline and Halt while eating pistachio ice cream: he go find another girl and he wont miss ya
- Will: It's not a lute its a ,other fkn manDOLA
Halt: Permission to stab him a little, sir
Duncan: How do you stab someone ‘a little’, Halt?
Cassandra: I could do it! I’ve only started training with a knife. We could claim it was an accident
Gilan: No, no. You want to stab him a little? Let my friend Will do it, sir. He’s the expert on little things
Will: Short joke? Be glad I don’t have a short temper.
Gilan: I’m just trying to involve you, Will. I know that most people overlook you. It’s very easy to do, you see…
Duncan: Attention!
crowley, texting halt: details are irrelevant. come bail me out of jail.
Halt, drinking Crowley’s share of coffee while reading his diary: I’m quite content with the current peace. I’m not sure I’m going to.
Crowley:
Daily #1,878! But I remember what they are, so at least I have that.
*Continues stirring the pot without writing anything down*
You start with the plan for world domination FIRST. Since thats TOP PRIORITY
Sorting Hat: Jung Hoseok!
Hoseok: [begins to step forward]
Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!
Hoseok: But I haven’t even worn you yet?
Sorting Hat: It’s the first day and you’re already making friendship bracelets.
Hoseok: It’s never too early to make memories!
Sorting Hat: Min Yoongi!!!!
Yoongi: wears the hat
Sorting Hat: Slytherin!
Yoongi: FUCK GADH DAMNIT WHY ME?!
Sorting Hat: You really are asking me that question
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